TG: i love you

EB: yes, dave.

TG: john i love you so much

EB: i know, dave.

hehehehe so they decided to play some music while doing the sex and dave just so happened to pick this one song because seriously….. it sorta sounds like porno music im sorry… dave has a habit of listening and focusing on to the music around him unconsciously so when the lyrics starts playing it reminded him of how he felt when he was still waiting for john and waiting for the right moment for john

dave crys and holds john and tells him how much he loves him and how he is so happy to be with him what a loser

but now john can say hey dave remember that one time you cried during sex

why are you doing this

ok so this is dumb

when dave finally meets john and share their tender bro embrace dave wouldnt let go of john until he had his fill of egbertian because man 3 years without john isnt healthy AT ALL

sorry rose you need to wait for your friendly hug

told you this is dumb

johndave can not sink

our ship is unsinkable

it has the expectancies of the titanic And It Will Do As It Is Expected To Do As In Not Sink

(( WHAT WE DO IS  SHIP HARDER))

shhhh my johndaves

our ship has not sank

it just turned in a unexpected direction

rebuilding our castle of johndave

biblefanfiction:

technically speaking, that boat should be the size of a yacht, but whatever. let’s go.

LET’S GO, I SAID. 

this is the next update

trust me on this one guys

im from the future

“johndave.. the take over. The break over.” i whispered under my breath as i drew butt touching